Child one (brandishing a large rock): "Look at me, I'm Moses! Free my people from bondage!"
Child two: "You led the Hebrews out of Egypt and served as a prophet, establishing an easy to follow moralistic code!"
Child one: "Thou shalt not carve graven images!"
Child two: "You are the deliverer of our people!"
Child one and two: "Hahahahahahahaha!"
Mom (from inside): "Boys! Dinner! Come wash your hands and say a prayer to Baphomet!"