Child one (brandishing a large rock): "Look at me, I'm Moses! Free my people from bondage!"
Child two: "You led the Hebrews out of Egypt and served as a prophet, establishing an easy to follow moralistic code!"
Child one: "Thou shalt not carve graven images!"
Child two: "You are the deliverer of our people!"
Child one and two: "Hahahahahahahaha!"
Mom (from inside): "Boys! Dinner! Come wash your hands and say a prayer to Baphomet!"
Kids: "YAAAAY!!"
Jay Pinkerton
A Faint Odour of Insight 
Call me stupid, and slap me silly, as I was raised Roman Catholic, but whose Baphomet?
wikipedia, my dear girl, and all shall be answered. As a gentleman of Italian origin, myself, it was rare that pagan imagery was discussed in my house. I vowed one day to create a blog and thereupon make reference to as many seemingly disconnected and heretical images as God would allow.
Thank you for sharing this wonderful experience with me.