In the effort of maintaining the relatively high-brow nature of this weblog, despite the fact that arguably the largest picture I've ever put on this site is of a topless woman, I shall list forthwith six exceptionally refined thoughts that my cranium has generated:
2. Stock Portfolios.
3. Haute Couture.
4. An audience with Queen Victoria.
5. Supporting an animal rights protest.
May it never be said that I appeal to the masses.